White People on Facebook

Since Trump’s election Facebook has been a mess. To give you a vague idea of what my FB friend list looks like I grew up in Southern California/Los Angeles and a wide spectrum of Northern NJ, from the richest counties to the poorest cities. Going into high school my parents transplanted us to white towns in hopes of bettering our college entry chances. I went to two white high schools in the privileged part of Jersey. At my first high school the white girl with the locker next to me called me a chink so I beat her ass and she moved lockers. At my second high school I experienced outright racism like boys driving by in cars screaming go back to Tokyo while I walked down Main St. I have 4 surviving friends from high school, I can honestly say the majority of the people I encountered in those schools were trash. 

Facebook launched my senior year and the more sophisticated the algorithms got, the more people I didn’t care for appeared. Over the years Facebook became my least used and least favorite social media platform because of the shitty opinions of sheltered white kids who only grew up hearing their world views parroted back to them. Knowing this, as a precautionary measure I had already unfriended right leaning and conservative ex classmates, but still Facebook seems to be the most effective medium to deliver messages to the white people who are most tone deaf so this election cycle I took advantage of it. For days after the election I made status updates ripping white people for the results, seeing if any white people I knew would take the bait and rip their mask off. And of course they did.

White people love calling POC “the real racist” whenever they’re faced with their own racism (like the election results) and this white girl did it in spectacular fashion including racial slurs, racist references, and whorephobic oxymorons. She also refers to herself as “white girl” in quotation marks as if it’s untrue or I’m using it as a pejorative. 

A little background on the white girl calling me a whore and bird. She grew up in one of the richest counties in Jersey and didn’t go to college, got pregnant soon after high school and still does not know the paternity of her child, she was homeless and overstaying her welcome on mutual friends’ couches with her child for months at a time, been on welfare, was a stripper and phone sex operator. All of which I don’t give a fuck about and wouldn’t judge you for but you insisted on calling me out my name. So I started roasting her.


I like that she admits to reading my blog 😂

If weed smoking, sex working, low income, welfare queen, single mom white girls feel this way deep down, it’s no wonder Trump won.

Some guy from online is offering me $150 for an hour of sex. What is your advice on this? Should I accept it or not.

$150? HE LOWBALLED YOU

Net neutrality. What reasons do u agree/disagree

I’M NOT WRITING YOUR ESSAY FOR YOU BUT I AM FOR NET NEUTRALITY

I wanna go to college so bad! But how tf do y’all afford that shit! With tuition, living expenses, food,etc.?? Like I know damn well a basic ass job won’t help that much

I WENT ON SCHOLARSHIPS, GRANTS AND LOANS, I ALSO HUSTLED AND WORKED THROUGH COLLEGE

So does sex work mean ur an entrepreneur

THE WORD ENTREPRENEUR IS SO CRINGE TO ME BECAUSE OF HOW OVERUSED IT IS BY PEOPLE WHO LACK REAL DIRECTION BUT I WOULD SAY DEPENDING ON THE TYPE OF SEX WORK YOU DO IT CAN TAKE SOME ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT. 

ONLINE SEX WORK GUIDE

THIS GUIDE IS GOING TO COVER BRANDING, CAMMING, PHONE SEX, CONTENT SALES AND PAYMENT PROCESSORS.

INTRODUCTION

BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO GET INTO SEX WORK, YOU SHOULD THINK DEEPLY ABOUT HOW THIS IS GOING TO IMPACT YOUR LIFE IN THE LONGTERM. YOU SHOULD DITCH ANY ILLUSIONS OF BEING ABLE TO DO THIS WITHOUT BEING FOUND OUT BY PEOPLE YOU KNOW. WEIGH THE CONS OF BEING A SEX WORKER THAT CAN BE OUTED AT ANY MOMENT TO THE PROS OF SEX WORK. ALWAYS THINK IN TERMS OF WORSE CASE SCENARIO, YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS WILL FIND OUT.

IF YOU’RE SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS AFTER SLEEPING ON IT, KEEP READING.

BRANDING

ONE OF THE BIGGEST FAVORS YOU CAN DO YOURSELF IS GOOGLING THE STAGE NAME YOU WANT TO USE FOR SEX WORK. ONLINE SEX WORK MEANS SEO IS GOING TO MAKE AN IMPACT ON YOUR TRAFFIC AND MONEY. YOU WANT A NAME THAT ISN’T ALREADY TAKEN, AND WON’T GET BURIED IN SIMILAR SEARCH RESULTS. EXECUTED PROPERLY, WHEN YOU GOOGLE YOUR STAGE NAME, THE ONLY THING THAT SHOULD BE COMING UP IS ALL YOUR WEBSITES AND SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS.

 

SOCIAL MEDIA

OF THE AVAILABLE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS, TWITTER IS THE MOST SEX WORK FRIENDLY. YOU’LL MOST LIKELY NEED A TWITTER ACCOUNT DEDICATED TO YOUR SEX WORK BECAUSE MOST ONLINE SEXWORK PLATFORMS USE TWITTER CONNECTIVITY FOR PROMOTION. WHAT YOU CHOOSE TO TWEET IS UP TO YOU, IDEALLY YOUR TL SHOULD CONVEY YOUR PERSONALITY WHILE PROMOTING YOUR MONEY MAKING PLATFORMS. AS A SMART MOVE YOU SHOULD LOCK DOWN YOUR STAGE NAME ON OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS EVEN IF YOU DO NOT PLAN ON USING THEM, THIS IS USEFUL FOR SEO AND PREVENTS IMPOSTERS FROM IMPERSONATING YOU AND FUNNELING MONEY AWAY FROM YOU.

CAMMING

THE THREE BIGGEST SITES FOR CAMMING ARE MYFREECAMSSTREAMATE AND CHATURBATE. EACH HAS ITS LEARNING CURVES. MYFREECAMS GENERALLY HAS THE MOST TRAFFIC, BUT A LOT OF THE TRAFFIC IS NON PAYING WANKERS. THIS IS THE RESULT OF MYFREECAMS ADVERTISING ON SITES LIKE 4CHAN, NOT TO MENTION IT ALSO HAS “FREE” IN THE NAME. CHATURBATE HAS A TON OF TRAFFIC AS WELL AND IT’S EASY TO BECOME HIGHLY RANKED ON CHATURBATE IF YOUR SHOWS ARE GOOD. STREAMATE IS MY PREFERRED CAM SITE, THE TRAFFIC IS DECENT AND THE CLIENTELE ARE ALL PAYING ONES BECAUSE YOU CAN BLOCK FREE USERS. MY SUGGESTION IS TO SIGN UP FOR ALL THREE AND FEEL THEM ALL OUT AND SEE WHICH FEELS BEST FOR YOU. YOU CAN USE MY REFERRAL AND AFFILIATE LINKS FOR MYFREECAMSCHATURBATE AND STREAMATE

WHAT YOU NEED TO CAM

1. COMPUTER

THIS IS VERY OBVIOUS. YOU CAN’T SUCCEED AT ONLINE SEX WORK WITHOUT A COMPUTER.

2. WEBCAM

A $50 LOGITECH WEBCAM WILL SERVE YOU FINE, I’VE HAD MINE FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS AND IT WORKS FINE ALTHOUGH IF I WERE TO UPGRADE I WOULD GET THIS WEBCAM.

3. LIGHTING

VERY BASIC AND AFFORDABLE LIGHT KITS CAN BE FOUND ON AMAZON LIKE THIS ONE FOR ABOUT $50. LIGHTING IS CRUCIAL TO MAKING YOU LOOK GOOD. I PERSONALLY PREFER DIMMABLE LED STUDIO LIGHTS OR A DIMMABLE LED RING LIGHT. THE FORMER IS GOOD FOR LIGHTING THE ROOM, THE LATTER IS GREAT FOR LIGHTING YOUR SKIN.

4. MAKEUP

YOU WANNA LOOK YOUR BEST ON CAM AND A BIG PART OF THAT IS GONNA BE MAKEUP. MY MAKEUP SKILLS HAVE DEFINITELY GROWN SINCE I STARTED ONLINE SEX WORK. FOR CAMMING I LIKE A BB CREAM THAT I SET WITH POWDER, FAKE EYELASHES AND A LIP GLOSS. I LIKE TO KEEP IT NATURAL LOOKING YET SEXY AND SIMPLE FOR CAMMING.

5. WARDROBE

IF YOU FEEL SEXY AND COMFY IN IT, IT’S A WINNER. I’VE MADE MONEY ON CAM IN EVERYTHING FROM LINGERIE, BIKINIS, PAJAMAS, TO WORK OUT GEAR. I ENCOURAGE YOU TO SOURCE CLOTHES FROM YOUR CURRENT WARDROBE RATHER THAN BUY A WHOLE NEW WARDROBE.

6. PROPS

DEPENDING ON THE TYPE OF CAMMING YOU’RE DOING YOU’LL PROBABLY NEED SOME PROPS. SOME POPULAR ONES ARE SUCTION DILDOS THAT YOU CAN MOUNT, VIBRATING WAND, PADDLES, STRAPONS. SOME GUYS WILL MAKE REALLY ELABORATE AND MESSY REQUESTS INVOLVING OIL OR CANDLE WAX – ALWAYS CHARGE EXTRA FOR THAT.

7. CONSISTENCY

IN ORDER TO BUILD A REGULAR BASE YOU HAVE TO BE ON CAM IN A CONSISTENT WAY, MAKE A SCHEDULE AND STICK TO IT OR CHOOSE TO CAM AT AROUND THE SAME TIMES. YOU SHOULD KNOW TRAFFIC FOR THESE SITES IS HIGHEST AT NIGHT AND ON THE WEEKENDS.

PHONE SEX

I USE TWO SERVICES TO PAYWALL MY PHONE CALLS, NITEFLIRT AND VERIFIED CALL. NITEFLIRT IS A GREAT PLATFORM FOR NEWBIES BECAUSE IT’LL INTRODUCE YOU TO AN ENTIRE MARKET OF MEN LOOKING TO PAY. VERIFIED CALL IS GREAT IF YOU ALREADY HAVE AN EXISTING FOLLOWING THAT IS INTERESTED IN CONTACTING YOU. I TEND TO TAKE CONSULTING CALLS ON VERIFIED CALL AND PHONE DOMINATION CALLS ON NITEFLIRT.

NITEFLIRT AS A PLATFORM IS MUCH MORE VERSATILE THAN VERIFIED CALL. IN ADDITION TO A PHONE SEX LINE, YOU CAN SELL VIDEO, PICTURE AND AUDIO CONTENT, HAVE PAID MESSAGES WITH YOUR FANS, AND CAN EVEN USE IT AS A CONDUIT FOR CHARGING FOR CAM BY THE MINUTE.

WHAT YOU NEED FOR PHONE SEX

1. CELL PHONE, DUH.

2. GOOD PICTURES OF YOURSELF. MEN NEED A VISUAL WITH THE VOICE.

3. BASIC HTML SKILLS. THE KEY TO SUCCESS ON NITEFLIRT IS A GOOD PROFILE. A GOOD PROFILE IS VISUALLY ENTICING, CONVEYS YOUR SPECIALTIES AND PERSONALITY AND PROVIDES LINKS TO ENCOURAGE MEN TO PAY. NITEFLIRT PROFILES REQUIRE BASIC HTML EDITING KNOWLEDGE SO BE PREPARED FOR THAT.

CONTENT

PROBABLY ONE OF THE MORE INVOLVED FORMS OF ONLINE SEX WORK THAT REQUIRES THE MOST AMOUNT OF SKILLS IS CONTENT PRODUCTION. HOWEVER THE BEAUTY OF CONTENT IS IT IS A PASSIVE INCOME, ONCE YOU UPLOAD YOUR CLIPS THEY MAKE YOU MONEY PASSIVELY IN PERPETUITY. MY PREFERRED SITES FOR SELLING CLIPS IS IWANTCLIPS AND MANYVIDS.

WHAT YOU NEED TO MAKE CONTENT

1. VIDEO CAMERA & ACCESORIES

CAMCORDERS COME IN A WIDE PRICE RANGE, BUT YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR. CAMERAS I USE RANGE FROM $300 -$1300, WITH THE MIDDLE MODEL COMING IN AT $799. I RECOMMEND THIS CANON STARTER MODEL FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO TRY OUT CONTENT PRODUCTION WITHOUT INVESTING A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY INTO EQUIPMENT. YOU’LL ALSO NEED A TRIPOD FOR YOUR CAMERA.

2. LIGHTING (WE WENT OVER THIS IN CAMMING BUT HERE WE GO ANYWAY)

LIGHTING IS CRUCIAL FOR MAKING YOU LOOK GOOD. VERY BASIC AND AFFORDABLE LIGHT KITS CAN BE FOUND ON AMAZON LIKE THIS ONE FOR ABOUT $50. BUT IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY TO INVEST, I REALLY FAVOR A DIMMABLE LED RING LIGHT LIKE THE ONE I LINKED HERE. RING LIGHTS GIVE YOU A REALLY FLATTERING GLOW EFFECT IN CONTENT.

3, BACKDROP

THE SETTING THAT YOU SHOOT IN IS CRUCIAL TO THE QUALITY OF YOUR CONTENT. IF YOU SHOOT YOUR CONTENT IN A MESSY TRASH HEAP YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO JUSTIFY CHARGING A LOT FOR YOUR CONTENT. THIS IS WHY EVERY CAM GIRL AND ONLINE SEX WORKER HAS ROOM DIVIDERS, IT COVERS THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND OTHER STUFF THAT REMINDS MEN THAT WE ARE HUMAN. IF YOU LIVE IN SQUALOR. CLEAN UP, IF YOUR SURROUNDINGS LOOK CHEAP, HANG UP PRETTY FABRIC TO COVER UP FAUX WOOD PANEL WALLS. A LITTLE BIT OF REDECORATING CAN GO A LONG WAY IN THIS DEPARTMENT

4. IDEAS!

YOU NEED TO COME UP WITH IDEAS ON WHAT YOUR CLIPS ARE GOING TO BE ABOUT, THERE ARE A TON OF FETISHES AND SCENARIOS YOU CAN FILM. WRITE DOWN YOUR IDEAS AND THINK ABOUT IT AS A SCRIPT THAT YOU’LL BE ACTING OUT. I GENERALLY READ MY NOTES AND THEN FREESTYLE MY CLIPS BUT AM LOOKING TO USE A MORE SCRIPTED APPROACH.

5. VIDEO EDITING SOFTWARE

THERE ARE A TON OF VIDEO EDITING SOFTWARES OUT THERE SO I’M NOT GONNA PLUG ANY. BUT THIS WILL BE ESSENTIAL TO TURNING YOUR CONTENT INTO A FINISHED PRODUCT. FIND A PROGRAM YOU’RE COMFORTABLE WORKING WITH THAT GIVES YOU RESULTS YOU ARE HAPPY WITH.

6. MAKEUP & WARDROBE

I USE HEAVIER MAKEUP FOR SHOOTING BECAUSE THE LIGHTS TEND TO BE BRIGHTER AND I WORK UP A SWEAT WHILE I SHOOT. I SET MY FOUNDATION WITH POWDER, I CONTOUR AND HIGHLIGHT MY FACE, APPLY EYESHADOW, LASHES, AND A LIP. WARDROBE FOR SHOOTING IS TOTALLY UP TO YOU. MY RULES ARE NOT TO WEAR THE SAME OUTFIT TWICE.

7. TIME

YOU NEED TIME TO EDIT AND UPLOAD ALL OF THE CONTENT YOU’VE MADE. UPLOADING SOUNDS EASY BUT WHEN YOU ADD IN ALL THE COPY YOU HAVE TO WRITE AND ALL THE CATEGORIZING YOU HAVE TO DO, IT BECOMES TIME CONSUMING. THE BEST WAY TO DO THIS IS TO BATCH PROCESS YOUR EDITING AND UPLOADING AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SCHEDULING FEATURES.

PAYMENT PROCESSORS

THE KEY IS TO ALWAYS HAVE MULTIPLE AVENUES FOR RECEIVING CASH BECAUSE SEX WORKER’S ACCOUNTS TEND TO GET SHUT DOWN.

ADULT PAYMENT PROCESSORS LIKE IWANTCLIPS AND NITEFLIRT ARE A SECURE WAY OF RECEIVING PAYMENT BUT THEY CHARGE A HEFTY PERCENTAGE. PAYONEER IS AN ADULT FRIENDLY PAYMENT PROCESSOR WHO WORKS BEST OVERSEAS, THE IOS APP EXISTS BUT IS NOT AVAILABLE TO US RESIDENTS.

THOSE WHO LIKE TO CIRCUMVENT THE ADULT PROCESSORS WILL FIND THEMSELVES OPEN TO A HUGE ARRAY OF MONEY TRANSFER METHODS (WHICH AGAIN ARE SUBJECT TO BEING SHUT DOWN!)

VENMO

GOOGLE WALLET

SQUARE

SNAPCASH

CIRCLE

PAYPAL

STRIPE

THE CAVEAT IS SOME OF THESE METHODS ALLOW THE MONEY SENDER TO REVERSE THE PAYMENT SO THEY SHOULD ONLY BE USED WITH TRUSTED MEN WHO YOU KNOW WON’T FUCK YOU OVER (WHICH SURPRISE! A LOT WILL BECAUSE LET’S FACE IT, MEN ARE SCUM). YOU SHOULD ALSO BE TRANSFERRING YOUR MONEY INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AS OFTEN AS IT ALLOWS YOU, THERE ARE NIGHTMARE TALES OF SEX WORKERS’ PAYPAL ACCOUNTS BEING FROZEN WITH THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN IT.

IF YOU FOUND ANY OF THIS INFORMATION USEFUL, USE MY REFERRAL LINK TO SIGN UP FOR IWANTCLIPSMANYVIDSNITEFLIRTCHATURBATEMYFREECAMS OR STREAMATE AND KEEP ME UPDATED ON YOUR ONLINE SEX WORK JOURNEY AT CLAUDIA@LITERALPORN.COM

LEAVE ANY COMMENTS BELOW!

I’ve been following you on Twitter for a minute, and I’ve learned a lot about male/female relationships from you, thank you. Back when you had the picture with the shades on and white coat (stalkery, I know but I have a good memory lol) you mentioned wanting to be a sex therapist, are you still going to do that? I think you would be a fantastic one, even better for women.

YES I PLAN ON IT 

Are chakrubs the shit?

YES I LOVE CHAKRUBS THEY MAKE ME FEEL VERY LUXE WHEN I’M MASTURBATING AND SUPPOSEDLY HAVE HEALING PROPERTIES. PLUS THEY’RE GORGEOUS TO LOOK AT

Claudia what are your favorite sex toys? I just broke my vibrator. It was battery operated w/ a twist off top. Should I try something different?

DEFINITELY GO FOR SOMETHING RECHARGEABLE NOT BATTERY OPERATED. I LIKE MY WOMANIZER, MY HITACHI, AND LELO MAKES SOME GOOD TOYS.

So I never finger myself, right? I dont even use tampons. I just rub. Is fingering yourself really that great, this guy tried to do it to me and it failed

WELL IF ALL HE DID WAS JAB AT YOUR HOLE IT’S NOT GONNA BE POPPIN. IT TAKES TECHNIQUE AND SKILL TO FINGER A GIRL PLEASURABLY. I PERSONALLY DON’T FINGER MYSELF CUZ I HAVE CHAKRUBS, BUT WHEN MY PARTNER DOES IT I REALLY LIKE IT.

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